Tabloid Cover Wednesday
August 11, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Another of this week’s ridiculous magazine covers focuses on Duchess Catherine of Cambridge/ Kate Middleton. Middleton covers Life & Style this week, because the magazine favours made-up stories about the royals to this week’s trend of made-up stories about Jennifer Aniston’s womb. Oh, and the Kardashians are busy in the last stages of wedding preparation/ […]
August 10, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Jennifer Aniston’s womb sells magazine covers. Her womb has been making profitable, alternating appearances on OK!, Us Weekly and other covers since around 2006 at least. There has barely been one week in the past five years during which some trite lie about Aniston trying for a baby or being pregnant hasn’t graced a cover. […]
August 9, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
First things first, there are new photos today of Kim Kardashian so desperate for attention that she’s posing and staging crocodile tears, for her familial reality show, at the grave of her late father. Because there’s nothing she won’t do for attention; even film at his grave and exploit him too. Ick. Moving on, Kardashian’s […]
August 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian’s wedding special will take place over four hours. The two two-hour specials on E! have an air date and the specials have a name, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event. That’s really what they’re calling it and, unlike the Kardashian-Odom wedding, the groom’s name and presence is nowhere to be found (in the […]
July 27, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kristin Cavallari posed in a series of wedding dresses in a photo shoot for Life & Style TWO DAYS before her fiance called off the engagement. In this week’s issue, the magazine has an exclusive where Cavallari wears Mon Cheri Bridals and Anne Bowen gowns and talks about how she’s never been happier in her relationship. […]
July 20, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
The break-up of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony covers this week’s People. They’re easy targets, as aside from them it’s a fairly slow news week. And this is despite best efforts to bury news of their split on a Friday afternoon; Anthony, specifically, as he released a statement to People out of spite after learning […]