Tabloid Cover Wednesday
February 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s National Enquirer gets its own post away from the tributes, sensational or otherwise, that cover ITW/ Us Weekly/ Star/ People because Enquirer’s story is markedly different. This story claims to examine Whitney Houston’s final minutes, with a cover headline that reads “18 Pages On Whitney’s Tragedy: Whitney’s Final Minutes, What Really Happened In […]
February 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Using a lick of common sense, this week’s In Touch Weekly, Us Weekly, Star and People Magazine opted for a Whitney Houston tribute rather than opting for the easy, lazy sell of another Kim Kardashian cover or lies about Angelina Jolie’s non-existent wedding plans. * This week’s In Touch Weekly cover reads “Whitney Houston 1963-2012: […]
February 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s Life & Style cover ignores the death of Whitney Houston in favour of another Kardashian story, since it’s already been established they’re pimp momager’s go-to shill tabloid and there’s no story bigger than a Kardashian story; not even the loss of an icon (Houston’s inset, but it’s pretty laughable L&S and OK! opted […]
February 15, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s OK! Magazine details fabricated wedding plans, following last week’s positing about Angelina Jolie’s fabricated pregnancy (it’s easy to land the “exclusive” when it’s your Fan Fic department making up the details). Previously, the magazine claimed Jolie expected twin boys and that she had just entered her second trimester. However, with nothing but speculation, it’s […]
February 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s Star Magazine continues its yarn that Jennifer Aniston’s womb is full of babies, in what its spinning as a revenge/ competitive pregnancy because Angelina Jolie is supposedly pregnant with twins too. Since December, Star has been claiming on its covers that Aniston is pregnant. At this point, it’s elaborating that she’s pregnant with […]
February 8, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s Life & Style has a spirited story about the mostly-for-show relationship of Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick now that she’s accidentally preggo again. Their supposed relationship dynamic formed most of Kourtney & Kim Take New York season two, although obviously staged and scripted. That said, one gleans, Kardashian is mostly over it […]