Tabloid Cover Wednesday
May 30, 2013 by Hollywoodite
This week’s cover of Star Magazine is hilarious. It’s yet another anti-Gwyneth Paltrow story in which she’s the scourge of Hollywood. There have been a glut of stories in which Paltrow is the bad guy lately. For example, the stories from the MET Gala in which she was hot and annoyed the whole time and […]
May 29, 2013 by Hollywoodite
Kim Kardashian is In Touch Weekly’s go-to at the moment. Aside from stories from inside Amanda Bynes’ drug den, Kardashian is the tabloid’s filler on a slow news day and a visual cue that nothing more pertinent happened that week. And here she is again, bastion of non-news with another non-headline. This time, instead of […]
May 29, 2013 by TiffanyNikole
In the newest issue of US Weekly, the magazine is reporting exclusively that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have ended their four-year relationship. After speculation of ‘are they or aren’t they’ in terms of relationship status due to Cyrus’ lack of commitment to her 3.5-carart diamond ring (often times being spotted without it), the pair […]
May 22, 2013 by Lindsay Cronin
Amanda Bynes moved to New York City last year after retiring from acting and deciding to pursue a career in fashion. Back in Los Angeles, she had been involved in several traffic incidents including three reported hit-and-runs and paparazzi had caught her with what looked to be a joint in her hand and weed strewn […]
May 22, 2013 by Hollywoodite
This slightly baffling cover comes to you courtesy of Life & Style Magazine whose Christmases all came at once (insert dirtier joke here, if you please) when Kim Kardashian announced her purportedly “accidental” conception. Since then, it’s been a steady roster of Kris Jenner’s affairs, Khloe Kardashian’s supposed divorce, Kourtney Kardashian’s supposed glorified single motherhood, […]
May 15, 2013 by Hollywoodite
It would appear that, unlike PEOPLE whose editors must have pulled an all-nighter to change their scheduled mid-week cover to a non-exclusive retelling of Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy–since Jolie released her NYT op-ed at midnight on Monday which was a calculated move to screw the tabloids since that’s when their cover designs “close” for the week– […]
May 15, 2013 by Hollywoodite
The last time In Touch Weekly put Kim Kardashian on its cover (two weeks ago) it had a contradictory story about how Kardashian only got pregnant to secure her place at Kanye West’s side, which was apparently fine, but what wasn’t fine was West distancing himself from his pregnant girlfriend. The cover claimed Kardashian was […]
May 8, 2013 by Hollywoodite
If this week’s Life & Style cover looks familiar it’s because Life & Style is taking a leaf out of Star Magazine’s book and using a generic declaration of “The End”. Previously, you’ve probably seen the exact same headline used for Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom and Britney Spears’ engagement to Jason Trawick. It’s one of those […]
May 8, 2013 by Hollywoodite
It’s already been established that Us Weekly is Kris Jenner’s go-to shill for the family’s lifestyle exclusives. For example, the tabloid was invited along to Kim Kardashian’s honeymoon with Kris Humphries where the couple spent a lot of time posing and no time bonding and they separated very soon after. The magazine is firmly in […]
May 2, 2013 by Hollywoodite
Back in December 2011, TMZ.com reported that the Kardashian-Jenner’s former nanny Pam Behan had decided to belatedly write a tell-all book about the family although she had trouble finding publishers. By July of 2012, Behan had released a preview of her book online which basically amounted to uploading a PDF of the whole thing through […]