Tabloid Cover Wednesday
October 12, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Sara Leal went shilling her sad face to the tabloids in the US and the UK this week after realising she couldn’t live out her days being her own ‘unnamed source’ in Star Magazine. She’s literally on the cover of Us Weekly sticking out her duck lips and covering the chest she’s online exposing if […]
October 6, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage meltdown covers three of the major tabloids this week, with the others relying on Jennifer Aniston’s womb of doom and the Teen Moms neglecting their kids. A few notes and updates on Sara Leal to start, there are new photos of alleged one-night sidepiece Leal EVERYWHERE. She’s being painted […]
October 5, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Ashton Kutcher was caught on camera with the women Star Magazine claims he had a hot tub party with the night of his sixth wedding anniversary. This follows last Wednesday’s cover on which the alleged cheating was exposed, exactly one year after his alleged sexual affair with mistress Brittney Jones. In 2010, Kutcher denied his […]
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Jessica Alba has shared the first photo of her baby daughter, Haven Garner Warren. Alba features in this week’s OK! UK Magazine and gives an interview about the delivery of her six-week-old. Anecdotes about amniotic sacs anyone? Anyone? No? Well, at least there’s some insight into Haven’s first name; it’s literal because of her unusual […]
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite
OK! Magazine has a literal roster for which they boilerplate the same “Ring Shopping, Engagement Plans!” “Wedding Plans!” “Baby On The Way!” cover stories that go around in a loop depending on the story and the celebrity. They sub in assorted celebrities/ lies depending on where that celebrity is in their personal life. So, for […]
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Star Magazine made its self-concocted divorce story this week’s cover. This is getting hyped to ludicrous levels since Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are taken entirely too long to deny the story. Really, this is very nearly 72 hours past when they should have denied the story. A Twitter denial would suffice. Or something weirdly-worded […]