Tabloid Cover Wednesday
May 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The first and only published photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby cover People Magazine this week. Simpson is holding her baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, for the cover of People, who reportedly paid $800,000 for access; lower than the desired million dollars. To clarify, the photos from the cover of OK! and others weeks ago were a […]
May 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Star Magazine is also something we’ve seen a million times before: a break-up cover about Kourtney Kardashian and baby daddy Scott Disick. If this cover looks familiar, it’s because Star literally used this exact headline already, in March 2012, but for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s marriage. Star is almost as bad as […]
May 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Here’s this week’s cover of Life & Style Magazine, that appears to have been released early, shortly after Memorial Day. This is, pretty much, another generic diet cover in lieu of a juicier exclusive. Moreover, it’s the same generic diet cover they did early May. This one just has Kelly Clarkson added to it as […]
May 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The tabloids operate several emergency templates for slow news weeks: the Kardashians, bikinis, weight, baby speculation, dead celebrities, and fabricated relationship drama. And that’s all that’s made the covers this week, with the exception of Jessica Simpson’s wedding in Life & Style and Snooki’s exclusive baby reveal for In Touch Weekly. * OK! Magazine’s cover […]
May 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Picking up where the tabloids left off last year, claiming Jessica Simpson would marry 11/11/11, the new issue of Life & Style Magazine claims Simpson will now marry 12/12/12 following the birth of baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson. The cover is a slight oddity, saying: “Jessica Talks To Life & Style. Wedding Already. After losing […]
May 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The tabloid covers have just started to come out, the first of which is a baby reveal from In Touch Weekly Magazine. Admittedly, at first glance, this appears to be another OK! Magazine-style misdirect. However, reading the story from ITW, this is an exclusive, paid interview with Snooki in which the reality star confirms she’s expecting […]