Tabloid Cover Wednesday
May 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The remaining tabloid covers are weaksauce, so they’re being clumped together for the sake of brevity. Most of the somewhat interesting stories this week are generic Kardashian filler, and, oddly, some of the actual exclusives are pretty dull. It’s a mix of reality news, royal news, and news you already spent the whole week reading […]
May 16, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The new issue of Life & Style Magazine is, effectively, suggesting there is a Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick sex tape. Although, you won’t be seeing it any time soon, because Disick is “hiding” it. This is so random, and incongruous with the purported focus of the cover. It’s another split screen cover, hedging bets, […]
May 16, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s In Touch Weekly cover is rather convoluted and dramatic. But it was expected that Wednesday would be a deluge of random Kardashian news, and covers, only days before the premiere of season seven of their tentpole show. According to ITW, the incidents of Kim Kardashian reportedly being banned from the MET Gala, banned from the […]
May 16, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Well, this is embarrassing. Much like turning up on a red carpet wearing the same outfit, two of the major tabloids have used the exact same headline (barring exposition) on this week’s tabloid covers. OK! Magazine and Life & Style Magazine both went with generic Kardashian covers which means, as established already, nothing else happened this […]
May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Life & Style Magazine’s cover is about Jennifer Aniston’s womb because OK! Magazine was busy covering Jessica Simpson’s newborn (real babies trump imagined ones). This is another cover headline that obfuscates, reading as follows: “Jen Tells Friends: I’m Going To Be A Mom! After freezing her eggs, doctors help 43-year-old Jen conceive. How she’s hiding her […]
May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s OK! Magazine also threw Jessica Simpson a pity cover, as a nod to her basically missing out last week when she gave birth after the cut-off (OK! and Us Weekly are Simpson’s only covers this week and they’re not even exclusives). This is another OK! story claiming relationship turmoil. Specifically, that Eric Johnson is too […]