People Magazine
October 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s People Magazine features what feels like a belated-by-months cover story about Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and his estranged wife, Demi Moore, from whom he separated over a year ago (so long that people speculated whether they were really married… they were) although neither has taken steps to sever the marriage because they’re holding out […]
October 11, 2012 by Hollywoodite
This week’s tabloid covers are a disparate mess of generic, regurgitated baby news and fabricated cheating news. It’s mostly reality stars’ contrived drama for ratings, including the Kardashians and the Real Housewives. Inset, is Rihanna’s abusive, permissive relationship with cheater Chris Brown, and Jennifer Anison’s sidelined, gaudy engagement ring. The only real news, Tori Spelling’s gory “terrifying” pregnancy […]
September 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite
When Katie Holmes expertly blindsided Tom Cruise with divorce papers, it took so long for his asleep-at-the-wheel legal team to react that, while reaching, they countered that they were stalling on purpose to give Holmes more time to throw a pity party in the tabloids. Remember? Cruise’s lawyer was impertinent at Holmes playing, and winning, […]
September 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite
It was pretty obvious to the casual observer that neither People Magazine nor Us Weekly (both of which used red carpet photos and generic headlines about the wedding of Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds) had immediate access to the ceremony nor guests. Instead, Lively and Reynolds gave exclusive access to Martha Stewart Weddings for its December issue; […]
September 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married this weekend in Charleston, South Carolina with little fanfare, without even announcing their engagement nor revealing Lively’s engagement ring, and without notice to the media who were only notified through a local radio station (95.1 FM @95sxCharleston) who were live-tweeting the whole thing as dictated by local sources. People.com were the […]
September 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite
There are already paparazzi photos of the top of baby Lorenzo Dominic LaValle’s head, taken as he left the hospital in the arms of his mother and in the company of several MTV production crew. And there are already photos of Snooki postpartum that she posted to Twitter along with a photo of her son’s nursery that […]