People Magazine
May 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The first and only published photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby cover People Magazine this week. Simpson is holding her baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, for the cover of People, who reportedly paid $800,000 for access; lower than the desired million dollars. To clarify, the photos from the cover of OK! and others weeks ago were a […]
May 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The tabloids operate several emergency templates for slow news weeks: the Kardashians, bikinis, weight, baby speculation, dead celebrities, and fabricated relationship drama. And that’s all that’s made the covers this week, with the exception of Jessica Simpson’s wedding in Life & Style and Snooki’s exclusive baby reveal for In Touch Weekly. * OK! Magazine’s cover […]
May 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The remaining tabloid covers are weaksauce, so they’re being clumped together for the sake of brevity. Most of the somewhat interesting stories this week are generic Kardashian filler, and, oddly, some of the actual exclusives are pretty dull. It’s a mix of reality news, royal news, and news you already spent the whole week reading […]
May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s People Magazine misses the opportunity to exclusively interview Sandra Bullock about being an adoptive mother to baby boy Louis Bullock. The issue merely features quotes from a third-party about Bullock’s life as a single mother since her divorce. It’s a random friend, or her rep, checking in, saying mother and baby are getting along […]
May 2, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Khloe Kardashian covers People Magazine, which means even the top-selling magazines anticipated a slow news week. Star Magazine’s filler made its way onto People’s cover, with a not-especially-timely interview about her marriage. It’s a tepid interview, offering little insight readers couldn’t have conjectured themselves. People’s cover this week reads: “Khloe Speaks Out: Fighting For My Marriage. […]
April 25, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This has been an interesting tabloid year for Beyonce; not especially an interesting career year, it’s not like she needs the help despite the snide tongue-waggling about her numbers slipping. Her Four album seemed to disappoint fans, in an orgy of plagerised videos and performances, thrown at people week after week. But it’s been the […]