Star Magazine
June 20, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The cover of Star Magazine was released a little ahead of the pack, so here it is a few hours early. It’s another Kardashian cover which tells us Star’s didn’t have any good exclusives this week. The deposition and the divorce news has been protracted over months, and you’ve probably already read pertinent details at […]
June 14, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Following People Magazine’s wedding exclusive and In Touch Weekly’s bogus pregnancy exclusive, here are the remaining tabloid covers. Although, the only other real exclusive appears to be Us Weekly. The rest is source quotes, shrapnel, and weird filler from Star Magazine grading celebrity mothers because apparently that’s a thing after months of pregnancy weight shaming […]
June 6, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Star Magazine chose a cover girl who may not sell, Mary-Kate Olsen. She’s a gamble; Page Six fodder, but not the usual tabloid fodder. However, she’s in a relationship with an older guy. And that’s making do as filler on a news week where everyone else is falling behind People’s two HUGE exclusives […]
May 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Star Magazine is also something we’ve seen a million times before: a break-up cover about Kourtney Kardashian and baby daddy Scott Disick. If this cover looks familiar, it’s because Star literally used this exact headline already, in March 2012, but for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s marriage. Star is almost as bad as […]
May 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The tabloids operate several emergency templates for slow news weeks: the Kardashians, bikinis, weight, baby speculation, dead celebrities, and fabricated relationship drama. And that’s all that’s made the covers this week, with the exception of Jessica Simpson’s wedding in Life & Style and Snooki’s exclusive baby reveal for In Touch Weekly. * OK! Magazine’s cover […]
May 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
The remaining tabloid covers are weaksauce, so they’re being clumped together for the sake of brevity. Most of the somewhat interesting stories this week are generic Kardashian filler, and, oddly, some of the actual exclusives are pretty dull. It’s a mix of reality news, royal news, and news you already spent the whole week reading […]