Star Magazine
November 9, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian covers this week’s Star Magazine and the cover reads “Rehab For Kim.” Star’s creative fiction department suggests that the 31-year-old may visit rehab to recover from the stress of her breakup. Life & Style say similar, with their sources claiming that Kardashian is depressed and having issues with food. Except L&S report: “She’s depressed. […]
November 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
A random 20-year-old woman named Mariah Yeater claims she took the virginity of Justin Bieber in a bathroom after making her way backstage at his Los Angeles concert October 25, 2010. Yeater has a three-month old baby boy, named Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, born July 6, who’ll probably inherit a talent for writing creative Belieber fan fiction when […]
October 20, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Well, it’s not like Kim Kardashian married the second random to propose for love. She married for the monograms and because it behooved her financially. She’s entirely too shallow and self-absorbed to love anyone but herself. This is her second marriage after hiding her first from Kris Humphries. She even priorities filming Kourtney & Kim […]
October 6, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s marriage meltdown covers three of the major tabloids this week, with the others relying on Jennifer Aniston’s womb of doom and the Teen Moms neglecting their kids. A few notes and updates on Sara Leal to start, there are new photos of alleged one-night sidepiece Leal EVERYWHERE. She’s being painted […]
October 5, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Ashton Kutcher was caught on camera with the women Star Magazine claims he had a hot tub party with the night of his sixth wedding anniversary. This follows last Wednesday’s cover on which the alleged cheating was exposed, exactly one year after his alleged sexual affair with mistress Brittney Jones. In 2010, Kutcher denied his […]
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Star Magazine made its self-concocted divorce story this week’s cover. This is getting hyped to ludicrous levels since Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are taken entirely too long to deny the story. Really, this is very nearly 72 hours past when they should have denied the story. A Twitter denial would suffice. Or something weirdly-worded […]