Star Magazine

December 15, 2011 by Hollywoodite

The creative fiction department of Star Magazine claims that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. Twins is their go-to, they’ve tried to make Kate Middleton Internet preggo with twins several times too. It’s probably more sensational to add multiples to the headline. Well, that’s what the magazine did. Their cover reads: “Baby Joy At Age 42… […]

November 30, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Star Magazine’s creative fiction department is full of turkey and lies and they somehow came up with this cover. It’s another smear cover with the Kardashians throwing whatever they think will stick at Kris Humphries. Last week, Life & Style claimed Humphries was a homophobe in a planted story designed to make him look bad. […]

November 16, 2011 by Hollywoodite

This week’s tabloids must have given their creative fiction dept. the week off. Or perhaps they started their festive drinking a few weeks early. As, in lieu of juicy enough Kardashian news to put on the cover, three of the big weeklies have put Kate Middleton’s fictional pregnancy on the cover. These are the same […]

November 16, 2011 by Hollywoodite

This week’s Star Magazine is clearly overstretching its creative fiction department. Since they’re reaching out to the estranged spouses of the randoms with whom Kim Kardashian has been sleeping. Back in 2010, when she was single and banging her way around the randoms of New York (presumably at the same time as being pimped by […]

November 9, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kim Kardashian covers this week’s Star Magazine and the cover reads “Rehab For Kim.” Star’s creative fiction department suggests that the 31-year-old may visit rehab to recover from the stress of her breakup. Life & Style say similar, with their sources claiming that Kardashian is depressed and having issues with food. Except L&S report: “She’s depressed. […]

November 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite

A random 20-year-old woman named Mariah Yeater claims she took the virginity of Justin Bieber in a bathroom after making her way backstage at his Los Angeles concert October 25, 2010. Yeater has a three-month old baby boy, named Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, born July 6, who’ll probably inherit a talent for writing creative Belieber fan fiction when […]

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