Us Weekly Magazine
January 26, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly’s latest cover attempts to dissect what went wrong with the marriage of Heidi Klum and Seal by regurgitating stuff you already read on People.com this weekend. Honestly, skimming the cover and excerpts, that’s all this is. The headline reads: “BEHIND CLOSED DOORS: Heidi’s Private Hell… Vicious fights, jealousy, four kids caught in the […]
January 19, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly is making the stale divorce drama, of two people who appear to be over it and have mostly moved on already, the cover of their January 18 issue. The magazine claims Russell Brand will write about his marriage breakdown in another installment of his Booky Wook series of books. However, the only ones […]
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly claimed the exclusive on Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s engagement, despite the world reporting it verbatim two weeks earlier. They have/ had no insight into the relationship and this week is no different. Notice that, last week, despite falsely-claiming the exclusive, the engagement did NOT make the cover. However, this week, when the news is […]
January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Us Weekly is pretending to have some insight into the divorce of Katy Perry and Russell Brand; the divorce filed a week ago, the “insight” that’s really already-debunked stories pasted from TMZ.com’s archives. The cover purports to be about Perry’s “side of the story” which they wouldn’t know since there’s no interview with her. All they have […]
December 30, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian covers Us Weekly since, second divorce or no second divorce, she’s still a big seller (Celebitchy.com points out, Kardashian’s issues of Cosmo and Glamour were the biggest sellers of the year for those publications). It appears that shills and sham weddings are great for business since Kardashian’s 2.0 face and old body cover […]
December 22, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Spoiler: nothing has ever not happened as much as this never happened. Paying this lip service, since the pro-Jennifer Lopez tabloid, Us Weekly, has stuck the knife into Marc Anthony again with another smear cover. Remember, at the time of the divorce, Lopez agreed to give Us Weekly her exclusive story. However, the plan was […]