Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event
August 9, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
First things first, there are new photos today of Kim Kardashian so desperate for attention that she’s posing and staging crocodile tears, for her familial reality show, at the grave of her late father. Because there’s nothing she won’t do for attention; even film at his grave and exploit him too. Ick. Moving on, Kardashian’s […]
August 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian’s wedding special will take place over four hours. The two two-hour specials on E! have an air date and the specials have a name, Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event. That’s really what they’re calling it and, unlike the Kardashian-Odom wedding, the groom’s name and presence is nowhere to be found (in the […]
August 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian has confirmed what the rest of us knew to be fact a month ago. Because their every bowel movement needs double confirmation and a statement, Kardashian confirmed her wedding dress would be designed by Vera Wang. Weeks ago, Kardashian and her mother – who had just had a complete facelift only two weeks […]
July 15, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
The Kardashian family are reportedly beyond delusion in their desire to hold the American equivalent of the British royal wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton. Wow. Yup, just wow. Well, that’s being reported by a bunch of places along with the speculative reports that Kim Kardashian is a bridezilla who’s desperate to overshadow the […]
July 14, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian has reportedly invited 1,000 guests to her wedding to Kris “I have the same first name as yo’ momma” Humphries. The wedding of Kardashian to Humphries will take place in front of as many randoms, strangers filling seats because of their familial names, and camera people, as members of the extended family – […]
July 10, 2011 by Hollywoodite 
Comparing sex tapes during the speeches is one way to ensure viewers of the most cynical reality television wedding ever – of Kim Kardashian to Kris Humphries – will be watched by someone, when it airs on E! later this year. It’s going to be an odd affair; something that almost seems quaint in its […]