Keeping Up With The Kardashians
January 30, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This weekend was the season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. More specifically, s2, ep10 Goodbye, New York was the second in an underwhelming two-part finale. In this episode, Kim Kardashian fake-reflected on her fake marriage to the runner-up, Kris Humphries. Who, unfortunately for him, wasn’t available to film re-shoots after the separation […]
January 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian spent this weekend’s Kourtney & Kim Take New York faking scenes about her crumbling marriage, along with her sister and some random psychic who regurgitated Googled factoids at the behest of producers. Rather than go into those scenes, let’s examine Kardashian’s appearance on Live With Kelly this morning during which time she addressed […]
January 18, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Because there’s money to be made under the guise of raising awareness, Khloe Kardashian’s fertility issues will be featured on the new season of Khloe & Lamar. Kardashian, 27, has been speaking intermittently about her fertility since she rushed into marriage with Lamar Odom. The couple appeared to want to get pregnant right away, adding […]
January 17, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Kim Kardashian staged her own marriage proposal with the help of the pimps at E! in what amounted to belaboured brainstorming that blocked Kris Humphries from the process completely. Since Kardashian’s a famewhore who’s contractually-beholden to her television show, and because she told the media she planned to be married at 30, the proposal was necessary to […]
January 16, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
Yes, Kim Kardashian faked the Dubai car ride with mother Kris Jenner on Kourtney & Kim Take New York season two episode seven, Kim Takes Dubai. Watch this video as a reminder. Supposedly this entire car scene took place in Dubai, in October, before Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. However, there were several clues […]
January 12, 2012 by Hollywoodite 
This week’s Life & Style cover is another anti-Kris Humphries one, since the tabloid is still firmly in the Kardashian’s pocket and there’s money to be made from future lifestyle reveals (Kourtney Kardashian’s post baby bikini reveal, is one possible example). The cover headline reads: “Kris: I Will Destroy Kim; Kris gets revenge by suing […]