Report: Guy Ritchie & Girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley Welcome A Baby Boy

September 6, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Guy Ritchie’s family just became even more convoluted and hard to explain; his former stepdaughter, former adopted children and his son with Madonna have a step/half sort of sibling in the form of the director’s new son. This is a report coming out of the UK, from The Mirror (which may as well be The Daily Mail). But there’s no reason to suspect that the broad facts of the birth aren’t correct for the time being.

It’s reported by the paper that Ritchie’s girlfriend went into hospital to have an emergency cesarean section. And the newspaper somehow supposes that family and friends were phone with the news of the new arrival. Let’s not even get into how the British tabloid would even know who phoned whom (but, let’s just say it’s amazing there’s no transcript of their entire conversations verbatim).

The Lock, Stock director’s girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley had an emergency caesarian at London’s Portland hospital, eventually delivering a healthy baby boy at 11am yesterday.

After excited calls to family, including Jacqui’s parents in Essex who came to visit the couple in hospital, Guy, 42, was on the blower to his ex, breaking the news. Surprisingly, giving the couple’s acrimonious divorce three years ago, [Madonna] expressed her joy and sent a huge bouquet to the proud new parents. – The Mirror.

The Mirror then makes some sarcastic remark about hydrangeas. Below is leaked, unedited footage in which Madonna learns how cameras and mics work. The singer was caught mocking a fan for giving her the flowers. Are hydrangeas the new wore hangers?