In Touch Weekly Fabricate More Jennifer Aniston Wedding Details
Because Us Weekly is mostly letting this go, In Touch Weekly is carrying the Aniston Torch Of Lies this week. This whole Summer has been ridiculous for Aniston rumours. Last week, several tabloids got together to perpetuate an insultingly-fabricated story about Aniston being pregnant… inside the covers it was revealed she was not pregnant, nor trying, nor was she planning to have a baby.
And then there were the wedding rumours. The wedding lie appears to have been started by Us Weekly. But its distracted by Kim Kardashian’s filler/ shill marriage so ITW is filling in the blanks.
ITW claims to have “exclusive” details on the wedding that’s not happening because Jennifer Aniston’s not engaged.
The guests, the dress, the vows! Jen & Justin are reportedly planning the perfect wedding — and we can’t wait to see it!
Rumors continue to surface that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are planning a trip down the aisle, and now In Touch Weekly has all the details on their secret beach wedding! “Jen was a bridezilla when she married Brad,” a friend recalls. “But now, she’s focused only on sealing the deal.”
The low-key ceremony is believed to be taking place at one of three locations: Los Angeles, Hawaii, or Cabo San Lucas — and the details are already being hammered out:
Can I get a witness: According to a friend, Jen has asked BFF Courteney Cox to serve as the couple’s witness. “A few other close friends will be invited,” the source adds. “But that’s about it.”
Keeping it casual: Jen’s friend jokes that she might walk down the aisle in jeans and flip-flops — but is she really joking? “That’s how she’s most comfortable,” the friend reveals.
Playing it safe: The friend reveals that Jen and Justin have “ironed out a prenup to protect her considerable assets.”
A personal touch: Yes, Jen and Justin will be writing their own vows! – via Hollywood Life.
Lies.
That’s pretty much 90% supposition and the rest is fabrication. Sources are speaking to ITW probably knowing the validity of any claims won’t be checked. There’s literally no proof for any of this. It’s usually the word of one source or the editorialising of one staffer. Just like there was no Angelina Jolie wedding, as she denied in Vanity Fair, there’s no Aniston wedding either (Aniston seems to like the attention, so she’s slower to deny).
PHOTO CREDIT – TERRY RICHARDSON
