In Touch Weekly Magazine Claims Kourtney Kardashian Is “Pregnant & Alone”
December 8, 2011 by Hollywoodite
She’s not. It’s another 100% fabricated cover, for a readership one can assume likes to skimread. In Touch Weekly’s cover reads: “Kourtney Pregnant and Alone… Kim’s tantrum over her sister’s 2 $mil baby payday, Khloe shuts her out after her own tragic IVF setback, Scott storms out ‘He never wanted this baby.’” To be clear, none of that ever happened and that last quote is not attributed to Scott Disick.
ITW is trying to make it sound as though Kourtney Kardashian, 32, is a single mother. She and Disick parent together, but ratings are more important than actuality so they’re once again feigning relationship problems on K&KTNY. They made this PR bed and this is what happened.
Scott is “distant” and she feels “sad and lost” and her sisters have “turned away from her out of jealousy” [claim ITW]. Or so we’re supposed to believe! Meanwhile. Kim is “brainstorming for a way to get the attention back to her” and might even adopt a kid just to get back at Kourtney. – via Jezebel.
Nope, nope, nope.
In semi-related news, overbearing narcissist pimp momager, Kris Jenner, revealed some details about the pregnancy saying: “[She’s] nauseous. Very, very nauseous… Yesterday she was eating popcorn, so maybe it’s the salty [taste that makes her less queasy].” Of Mason Disick’s reaction to having a sibling, she added: “I think he is going to be in for the surprise of his life, because he is going to have to share the attention.” Will Kardashian marry Disick: “[I don’t] think it’s in the cards for them.” And, the baby’s sex: “Half of me wants it to be two boys or two girls, [because] that’s fun for a little playmate. And then, of course you want what they don’t already have, but I am happy either way. Just [a] healthy [baby]!”
So far as the made-up Khloe Kardashian IVF story in Us Weekly, also never happened. She seems to share her eldest sister’s “When it happens, it happens” attitude. Somehow, Us Weekly also picked up the same fake story, of copy pasta and fabrication, twisting old quotes to look like an IVF exclusive.
IMAGE CREDIT – IN TOUCH WEEKLY MAGAZINE, JEZEBEL
