L&S, Star: Jennifer Aniston Baby News, Justin Theroux Misses Heidi Bivens?

May 9, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Life & Style Magazine’s cover is about Jennifer Aniston’s womb because OK! Magazine was busy covering Jessica Simpson’s newborn (real babies trump imagined ones). This is another cover headline that obfuscates, reading as follows: “Jen Tells Friends: I’m Going To Be A Mom! After freezing her eggs, doctors help 43-year-old Jen conceive. How she’s hiding her bump.”

A few things: pregnancy is an absolute, one is or is not, and there’s no reason to think Aniston is pregnant; She’s not “telling friends” because there’s nothing to tell; it’s pretty contrived to mention her age on the cover, it’s kind of like age-shaming because she doesn’t have a kid “yet” at “her age”; she’s not hiding a “bump” because there isn’t one and that’s a non-issue for now. It’s leading, and suggestive, and skim-reading at the point of sale could lead readers to think Aniston is (84 months) pregnant. But this is tissue-thin misdirection, and there’s nothing new here.

Star Magazine has its own report about Aniston this week. The tabloid claims Justin Theroux is getting “cold feet” after being “pressured” to leave New York for Aniston’s 8,500 square-foot Bel Air mansion.

A Star source says: “The bloom is off the rose. He wants his old home, his old love and his old life back.”

Moreover, claims the tabloid, Theroux misses and wants back former girlfriend-of-14-years Heidi Bivens: “Justin and Heidi still talk, and they are very supportive of each other. Justin feels she’s handled herself with grace, never becoming nasty or vindictive though it was a total shock when he began seeing Jen behind her back while they were still living together. Justin is full of remorse and regret which he has told Heidi.”

The kicker: “Justin wants a family, but he doesn’t want it with Jen.”

PHOTO CREDIT – LIFE & STYLE MAGAZINE, STAR MAGAZINE