Report: Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant, But She’s Trying

February 3, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Because the JustJen FanFic departments at different tabloids operate independently of one another, we’re getting mixed works of creative fiction from Star, InTouch Weekly, and now Us Weekly.

The former two magazines insist that Jennifer Aniston is six-month pregnant, with twins no less, and that she’s single after splitting from Justin Theroux and is desperate-dialing Brad Pitt to take her back (it even READS like FanFic, no?)

The latter, Us Weekly, is making up its own rumours and claims that although Aniston isn’t pregnant she’s trying. Because there would be a reason for her to try, apparently, since no woman’s existence is validated unless her womb is in use. Ugh.

Ever since she settled down with Justin Theroux, 40, Jennifer Aniston, 43, has had a one-track mind: “She is doing everything she can to have a baby,” a source says. “That’s really what she and Justin want more than anything.”

The pair of eight months also want to be prepared, they recently snapped up an 8,500-square-foot mansion in LA’s Ble Air, and they’re eager to put their stamp on it.

“They’re going to do some work to it before moving in,” says the source. “It’s exciting because it will be a project they can do together.” – via Us Weekly, Celebitchy.

Obviously, no, Aniston is not pregnant. It’s not that deep anyway, it’s just easy filler to make up lies about a pregnancy.

There’s no pregnancy, like there was no miscarriage. Aniston has been on red carpets like last weekend’s Directors Guild Awards and there was no second trimester bump. There’s no baby and no reason to think she’s trying. The tabloids need to let his filler go.