Star Is Really Pushing This “Jennifer Aniston Pregnant & Alone” Thing
January 19, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Nothing has ever not happened more than this.
This week’s Star cover is another Brad Pitt/ Angelina Jolie/ Jennifer Aniston love-triangle, because it sells seven-years later and it’s a slow news week.
Star claims Aniston is pregnant, just like OK! claims Jolie is pregnant (six-months, to Jolie’s supposed three-months). Neither is pregnant, so far as it’s being reported in more-credible outlets. There are no signs, no confirmation, and no real compelling reason to think it’s anything other than overwrought FanFic.
Also, there’s no reason to believe last week’s In Touch Weekly reports that Aniston split with Justin Theroux because he didn’t propose over the holidays.
That hasn’t stopped Star from spinning the following yarn: Supposedly… Aniston is six-months preggo and not showing, nor telling anyone because she and Theroux ended JustJen over the holidays after his commitment issues flared up and she felt rejected.
The headline reads: “Pregnant & Alone, Jen Tells Brad ‘I Want You Back,’ The emotional secret phone call; plus Angie crying, barely eating, and not talking to Brad.”
“Pregnant Jennifer Aniston is terrified that she’ll end up alone again,” [the report] begins.
Her romance with Justin Theroux “hit the skids” during their ski vacation in Telluride, mostly because Jen is having the wild mood swings that go with her pregnancy. She’s hyperemotional, sensitive, and bloated, and has been taking it out on Justin, who told her she was ruining his vacation and then “sped off into the night on his motorcycle.” Just like Brad used to do!
“And as is often the case, Jen’s thoughts soon turned to Brad…” So she called him, crying, and blurted out, “I miss you. I want you back!”
Brad was just listening and trying to be a friend, and because he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he didn’t realize that having heart-to-heart conversations with Jen was leading her on.
“Brad tried to soothe Jen by confessing that he and [Angelina Jolie] were also having problems,” a so-called “friend” tells the magazine. “He thought it would help Jen see that all couples have ups and downs, but now she’s thinking he’ll leave Angie for her.”
Anyway, Jen has a “telltale baby bump” and the last thing she wants to do is announce that she’s pregnant… and that she and the father have broken up. – via Jezebel, Gossip Cop, Star Magazine.
IMAGE CREDIT – STAR MAGAZINE, JEZEBEL
