Life & Style, Star: Jennifer Aniston Pregnant & Getting Married. Ugh.
April 11, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Somehow missing the opportunity to comment on Miley Cyrus’ implosion, which would have been a slam-dunk for Star Magazine in particular, two tabloids put Jennifer Aniston on their covers this week.
Star is more overt, literally claiming that Aniston miscarried but has since made plans for a wedding and pregnancy. Its cover reads: “Jen Pregnant Bride: Secret Location; Celebrity Guests; The Ring, The Dress, The Vows. After Heartbreaking Miscarriage Jen Finally Has It All.”
Life & Style’s cover is more vague although it too says Aniston is pregnant with the claim “Jen’s Nesting” on a generic “Baby Joy & Drama Cover” with the “First Pics Of The Nursery.” No, they’re not the first photos of her nursery, because she’s not even pregnant. There is no nursery. And those references to “nesting” are misleading and nonspecific. Moreover, whenever photos claim to show the inside of a celebrity nursery, but don’t have the celebrity standing in the middle, they’re often just random stock nursery photos illustrative of what a source claims a nursery of that celebrity could look like.
A source tells Star: “With the wedding and the baby, Jen feels the stars are really aligning for her!” Followed by oddly-specific details, supposedly directly from Aniston’s cousin, Antonis Anastasskis.
The guests: Invitations to Jen and Justin’s nuptials will reportedly be sent out to… Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Sheryl Crow, Laura Dern, Nicole Kidman, Adam Sandler, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.
The location: Jen and Justin are narrowing it down to either Elounda Beach Hotel & Villas, or Agia Marina, a small coastal town.
The rings: A source reveals Justin is having special gold bands designed for the big day, and they will be engraved with their names.
The vows: “Greek weddings don’t usually have the bride and groom exchange formal wedding vows,” an insider says. “So they intend to make short pledges of their love and commitment.” – via Star, HollywoodLife.
PHOTO CREDIT – STAR, LIFE & STYLE MAGAZINE
