Jessica Simpson Fan She’s Never Met Writes Book About Affair, Calls It “True Story”
Some deranged fan, who sounds like they have severe mental health issues (that shouldn’t really be mocked nor diagnosed by an Internet MD), is writing a book about Jessica Simpson. There are so many loopy details in this story it’s almost hard to know where to start… so let’s just tear through them… the “fan” is defaming Simpson by writing a book available for sale on Amazon.com for $29.99 about an “affair” she had a married man. Except, the affair and none of the details in the book ever happened and the writer admits they’ve never met Simpson and no affair(s) ever took place.
The book’s hamfisted summary on Amazon, before it’s hopefully pulled for being defamatory and lawbreaking, reads as follows:
This is a limited Edition, prerelease of his upcoming TRUE LIFE book titled : ” The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long Attempt to Seduce a Married Man- Her Very Active Super Secret Sex Life” This is a True story of Romance, True Innocent Love, Deceit, Unfaithfulness, Graphic Details of Jesssica Simpson’s Many Secret Sexual Affairs, Her Love of Revenge Sex and Manipulations of Men – Her Feelings on Tiger Woods and little Know Details of her Family.
Only 10,000 signed by the author prereleases will be sold on Ebay. Those sold elsewhere will be unsigned. You will receive a detailed summary, of the true facts about how Jessica Ann Simpson from April 30, 2009 to Feb 2011 tried to seduce a married man, even while dating seriously Tony Romo and later engaged to be married to Eric Johnson. IT will describe how she cheated on every man. You will hear from her, in her own words what she felt and said in private to men.
This is a prerelease summary of the book packed with true details of how she chased a married man and tried to seduce him, even at one point offering him $5 million dollars and all she had to for sex and marriage. Yes, Jessic Simpson just this February cheated on Eric Johnson and tried to seduce a married man behind his back. All proceeds will be donated to BPG Inc. to finance the first affordable electric car that will sell for less than a similar gasoline powered car at $10,000 ( after tax rebate). This electric car is designed to make all gasoline powered cars obsolete, can carry seven passengers and cargo, has a top speed of 180 mph, can go 300 miles per charge and accelerates from 0-60 mph in less than 4 seconds. These funds will put many Americans back to work on this laudible project to make America free from ever higher rising gasoline prices, and will make our land cleaner and freer for all. – via Amazon.
The 30-page book, entitled “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1),” because brevity is the prize of fools, credits Mr. Marce William Burchell as author.
TMZ.com asked Burchell “WTF?” and he replied in 1,732 words.
1,732.
An obsessed fan who has tried to contact Jessica Simpson for years has taken it to a whole new level — writing a book about their alleged affair … despite the fact that they’ve never met.
Sources close to Simpson tell TMZ they have been dealing with Marce William Burchell, for years. We’re told her security team has a profile on him and they are aware he is now selling a book online.
The 30 page paperback has the catchy title, “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)” … and sells on Amazon.com for $29.99.
According to our sources, Burchell had puppies sent to her home when her beloved Daisy went missing and once got a hold of Jess’ phone number. His calls and texts forced her to eventually change it.
We contacted Burchell … and part of his 1,732 word response was, “This book was not written to hurt her, but was written as my only way to heal emotionally from the severe trauma and pain she put me through by her heartless cruel treatment of me.”
Burchell also wants to challenge Jess’ fiance Eric Johnson to a marathon — winner gets to marry Jessica.
We’re told Jessica has not contacted police … yet. Her reps had no comment. – via TMZ.
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