Jessica Simpson Confirms Second Pregnancy: What Was Weight Watchers’ Reaction?

December 26, 2012 by Staff

Jessica Simpson is still heavy from her first baby but she made a bunch of money whoring it out. So I guess her tab at Chili’s is getting out of hand because TMZ.com is reporting that she’s got another baby in her.

She posted a picture on Twitter of her baby in a sandbox and the words “Big Sis” written in the sand. How tricky! I wonder what it means. It means she couldn’t find anyone to pay for the announcement.

You’d think Weight Watchers would be p**sed since she still hasn’t really lost all the weight from her first baby. But no!  They’re happy tweeting: “Congrats to @JessicaSimpson, Eric and big-sister-to-be Maxwell! Your WW family  is so thrilled for you. What an amazing year you’ve had!”

I guess “amazing” means breach of contract for people who flake on their commitments. I’m sure, however, that they’ll be glad to pay her more money to lie to everyone about how skinny she is.

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