Life & Style Is Adamant: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, “Eating For Two”
October 4, 2011 by Hollywoodite
More specifically, Life & Style claims Jessica Simpson has been eating enough to feed a football team, so we can assume she’s birthing one of them too. The singer is no longer the emaciated stick she was during her marriage to Nick Lachey, her thinnest being during the filming of Dukes of Hazard.
Moreover, she’s heavier than she was as a teenager and her metabolism can’t keep up with the hilarity of turning into a boozehound the last few years (though she reportedly stopped drinking the past few months). So, let’s all stare at her and document what she’s eating in a neatly-formatted listicle that can be emailed to L&S’ tipline.
In the past week, multiple media outlets have reported that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Now an eyewitness tells Life & Style that that’s exactly the way Jessica’s acting!
The fan, who spotted the singer having lunch with fiancé Eric Johnson in LA on Oct. 2, told Life & Style exclusively, “I definitely think she’s pregnant.”
After watching Jessica wolf down chicken-fried steak (which is 2,084 calories, according to the restaurant’s menu), a pizza and a “pizookie” (a big chocolate-chip-cookie dessert clocking in at 887 calories) at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in Century City, the onlooker admits she could draw only one conclusion.
“She ordered a ton of food. She has to be pregnant,” said the onlooker, adding, “She didn’t have any alcohol to drink, either. There looked to be a cocktail on the table, but I didn’t see her drink it. She was sipping a Perrier and nibbling off her fiancé’s plate — the cocktail was obviously Eric’s.” – via Life & Style Magazine.
Whatever Simpson shoveled down her gullet sounded disgusting. Were she not pregnant, she’d be massively heavier eating all that nasty, lardy, sugary and processed trash. She eats like a kid in a candy store. She eats like she still has her teenage metabolism. Multiple reports say she’s stopped boozing, but she’s always eating this much. She just started ageing and stopped working out. Mystery solved?
PHOTO CREDIT – FLYNET PICTURES
