Kardashian Family Remain Delusional, Think They’re “Planning Royal Wedding 2.0″
July 15, 2011 by Hollywoodite
The Kardashian family are reportedly beyond delusion in their desire to hold the American equivalent of the British royal wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton. Wow. Yup, just wow. Well, that’s being reported by a bunch of places along with the speculative reports that Kim Kardashian is a bridezilla who’s desperate to overshadow the wedding of Jessica Simpson.
Page Six is making several claims about the family’s plans for the wedding day. Not least that momager Kris Jenner is confirmed to have had a facelift, as of one month ago… and no one noticed. Jenner allowed the surgery to be filmed for Keeping Up With The Kardashians and she healed enough that not one person or news outlet realised she’d had the procedure. Daughter Khloe Kardashain confirmed the work while at the Dream Downtown hotel this week. Telling people “She looks amazing… They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn’t notice.” Moreover, Jenner has repeatedly been “out and about” since the surgery “about a month ago” with a gaggle of paparazzi in her wake who failed to comment on her new look.
Furthermore, her teeth have had work done – veneers – for the sole purpose of looking better on the wedding day.
Not that that’s the focus of the most special day of Kardashian’s life… attention on her “lavish” wedding is the most important thing to her, reportedly. Jenner is less-concerned with ratings and size of the event than ways in which they can use it as a shill.
According to [a] source, Jenner is focusing on how the family can “monetize” the milestone, while Kim just wants to make sure “it’s the most lavish event possible, no matter what it costs.”
Jenner is “very business-minded,” says the source. The wedding is becoming “such a lavish extravaganza,” says the insider, that Jenner “is worried that all the money that’s going to be made from the wedding [via the sale of photo rights and sponsorships] will have to go right back into it… Kim really does want it to be America’s version of the royal wedding,” says the source. – via The New York Daily News.
There are so many loopy things going on here; it’s their money, but who’s so vapid they get surgery before some else’s wedding day? Moreover, who loses sleep at not shilling hard enough at someone else wedding?
PHOTO CREDIT – FLYNET PICTURES
