Kendall & Kylie Jenner Land Their Own Shill, Copy Pasta Jewellery Line

December 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner are pimp momager’s only remaining puppets, lest she start whoring her only grandchild or her step-children. The Jenner sisters have already, reportedly, landed their own reality show which will be a covert shill for pimp momager to market to that demographic (since Kim Kardashian’s next big birthday is 40).

And now they’ve got a jewellery line. Like their sisters’ collections, it’ll probably be nothing but their likenesses plastered on copy pasta jewellery that’ll be pulled for copyright infringement weeks later.

The company who signed the 16 and 14-year olds also carry Nicole Richie’s House Or Harlow 1960 brand and will aim the $20-$40 products at 12 to 19-year-olds who need better role models. The company admitted as much, saying: “Millions of teenagers look to Kendall and Kylie for style advice. They were truly a perfect fit for the company and I’m thrilled to partner with them.”

PHOTO CREDIT – FLYNET PICTURES