Kendra Wilkinson May Have Cheated On Her Husband With A Washed-Up Basketball Player

December 11, 2012 by Jesus Dominguez

Greg Oden is the modern day Sam Bowie. Who’s Sam Bowie? Exactly.

Bowie is a guy who was picked 2nd in the 1984 NBA draft. Who was picked 3rd? Michael Jordan. So, instead of picking the arguably greatest basketball player of all time, the Portland Trailblazers picked Bowie. He sucked. Then he got injured a bunch of times and sucked even more until he couldn’t play at all. Meanwhile, Jordan… yeah.

Incidentally, ESPN is airing a movie about Bowie on December 20. It should make us all feel better about ourselves.

Oden doesn’t have a movie yet. He was picked 1st in the 2007 NBA draft, also by the hapless the Portland Trailblazers. Who was picked 2nd? Keven Durant. Durant is no Jordan, yet, but he’s won a bunch of awards, including Rookie of the Year, he’s just a beast of a scoring machine. Why didn’t Oden win any awards? Because he’s had more injuries than baskets. I think he’s played maybe 14 games his entire career. He is most famous for his crappy knees and a picture he took of himself with his huge dong hanging out.  This is where Kendra Wilkinson comes in.

A recent, and poorly-written, blind item reports: “What infamous… female reality television co-star… managed to steal this basketball player away from his date last night? The poor date who had flown into L.A. with the basketball player went back to the hotel all alone while the reality star and the basketball player got one of their own for a few hours. Answer: Kendra Wilkinson/Greg Oden”

So somehow, Oden convinces a girl to fly to L.A. for dinner and a front row seat to his massive dong. At the restaurant (not sure if it was an Olive Garden), he sees Wilkinson, baby-mama and current wife of unemployed NFL player Hank Baskett. It appears that Wilkinson remembered Oden’s mirror shot better than she remembered her husband and her kid. Hugh Hefner must be proud.

PHOTO CREDIT – KENDRA WILKINSON’S TWITTER