Khloe Kardashian Covers Cosmopolitan May 2012: I Cook Naked

April 3, 2012 by Hollywoodite

Khloe Kardashian’s face has been worked over by a digital artist for the May 2012 cover of Cosmopolitan.

She looks softer, rounder all over, in a good way. Either this is a really old photo, or it’s been worked over. It’s hard to tell, but she looks… better. She doesn’t look quite like herself. Well, whomever she looks like looks good on the cover.

It’s the Cosmo Sex Issue, which is like every other issue with the pretense this has more sexual content than usual.

In the issue, Kardashian regurgitates some samey anecdotes about things she does for her husband. Asked whether she would prefer to cook or striptease for her husband, she replied: “Both, together! I cook for him naked.”

Then, she backpedals on earlier weight comments because it’s suddenly okay for her mother to call her fat: “Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves. But she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that.”

Then the conversation diverts into well-documented baby pressures: “People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven’t had a kid yet. ‘We were thinking we had to know when I was ovulating. But seriously? That took the fun out of everything.”

IMAGE CREDIT – COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE