Watch Khloe Kardashian DNA Test Drama On Season Premiere: Who’s Your Daddy?

May 21, 2012 by Hollywoodite

This again. With the pretense that the family is interested in closure, rather than ratings, this weekend’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians season seven premiere addresses conjecture that Khloe Kardashian is the product of an extramarital affair.

The family did a maternity test during season three episode six, entitled Cinderella Story, which only concluded that Kris Jenner was the biological mother. Paternity was the focus of Khloe & Lamar’s season finale, during which the 27-year-old said she didn’t want a paternity test because the man who raised her was her dad. However, SURPRISE, KUWTK season seven episode one, literally entitled Who’s Your Daddy?, yes, really, addresses DNA test results again. For, at least, the third time.

Jenner admitted in her memoir that she slept around outside her first marriage. Since then, Todd Waterman has come forward claiming to be the guy from the book although his account of the timeline makes it unlikely that he is Kardashian’s biological father. Other possibilities include an unnamed pool boy, or O.J. Simpson whom a source told National Enquirer may be the father, or Jenner’s hairdresser-of-decades Alex Roldan (after whom Kardashian took the middle name “Alexandra”). An outside chance is Bruce Jenner, with whom the matriarch began a relationship before ending her first marriage, or, maybe, late patriarch Robert Kardashian senior.

In the new episode, pimp momager opines: ”Even though Khloe puts on a good face… deep down inside it really does hurt her.”

But Khloe Kardashian claims not to want another DNA test. However, insistent to the point of forcing the issue by meeting with the family behind Kardashian’s back and goading the others into “all agreeing” to take the test, Kris Jenner phones a specialist who says all the purported full-siblings (as in, not the half-silings with a different father) need to be swabbed for a control in the absence of the deceased father.

There’s sibling-on-sibling discussion, later on, about the histrionics and blatant self-serving nature of the whole idea.

It begins, watching the clip, with Google Alerts about the scandal. “Why wouldn’t we just do a DNA test? Once and for all we have an answer, the truth?” asks Jenner over the phone. After which Kardashian hangs up, only for her mother to continue in voice over: “I know this is something she really needs. Just so that she feels complete.”

In the end, it’s left open-ended with Kardashian saying: ”You have to respect me too. Let’s just let bygones be bygones. I’m an Odom anyway. I’m not a Kardashian anymore. So let’s move on.”

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