More Kim Kardashian Honeymoon Photos; She Mocks Paris Hilton’s Dead Career

September 12, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kim Kardashian’s entire life and fake relationship is scripted and staged for the cameras. She probably didn’t even say “I do!” on her wedding day until the behest of producers when the lighting was just right.

She married her slow-looking Lurch husband because he asked when she was 30-years-old and she admitted in multiple interviews she set the arbitrary age of 30 for the time she wanted to be married and have babies. So, at the behest of producers, she married in the world’s tackiest wedding of any adult star to any mediocre baller. And, at the behest of producers, she’ll dramatically announce her pregnancy (according to multiple named sources, she’s literally desperate to become pregnant and she purchased multiple pregnancy tests on her honeymoon).

In the gallery is an extension of the honeymoon photos already released by Us Weekly. The reality star is posing for staged photos in closed-off areas of her $3,300-per-night hotel into which the paparazzi would otherwise have no other access. Think about it: she’s swimming, she’s walking around, she’s laying atop her husband, and no more than a few feet away are an E! film crew and professional photographers.

In related news, Kardashian is said to remain unimpressed with how former friend/ frenemy Paris Hilton killed her own career.

While newlywed Kris Humphries is said to be over-the-moon about his bride Kim Kardashian, I have heard he’s beginning to realize how the couple’s “fishbowl” existence is truly 24/7. A friend of the NBA free agent recalls overhearing Humphries’ new wife firmly telling him they have to live at this fast pace now… or before you know it the fame game can end, “and you can turn into a Paris Hilton.” – via Chicago Sun-Times.

PHOTO CREDIT – THE DAILY MAIL





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