Kim Kardashian & Vera Wang Confirm Wedding Dress Plans
Kim Kardashian has confirmed what the rest of us knew to be fact a month ago. Because their every bowel movement needs double confirmation and a statement, Kardashian confirmed her wedding dress would be designed by Vera Wang. Weeks ago, Kardashian and her mother – who had just had a complete facelift only two weeks earlier – went shopping and the store was closed to the public. With only Kardashian, Jenner, Wang and the E! cameras, the family and the designer discussed plans for the wedding dress. Wang confirms that it’s going to be custom, because nothing off the rack would fit over Kardashian’s dump truck.
“What a glorious moment!” Wang [told E! Online]. “I am so thrilled to be dressing Kim for her wedding to Kris Humphries.”
“Kim and I often spoke of creating a fantasy wedding gown,” Wang revealed. “I’m so excited! As a friend of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, I wish the engaged couple all the joy and happiness in the world. – Via NY Daily News.
Kardashian confirmed the same on her blog. Which would effectively make this the third confirmation of something we had photographic evidence of in June.
“I am so excited to reveal that Vera Wang is my wedding dress designer. Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years, so when it came to picking my wedding dress designer she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does! I know that Vera can make my dream come true and create the most perfect gown for my special day.” – via Kim Kardashian’s blog.
They were Blackberry friends/ FB “friends” or whatever for years, so of course Kardashian’s entitled to a dress that’s probably free in exchange for shilling Wang’s store on the televised wedding special. Moreover, who plans their wedding years before it takes place? Ugh, do such vapid, tedious women exist and sit hair-twirling while picturing their perfect husband?
In related news, Kardashian has her fiance under the thumb and he’s turning away other dump trucks in favour of feverishly sexting hers. The NY Post reports that recently, in a club, while being hit on by underwhelmed starf**kers, Humphries was on his cell sending messages to his fiancee. He’s also telling people the girl all his friends have watched have sex is “the one.”
PHOTO CREDIT – FLYNET PICTURES
