Kourtney, Khloe & Kim Kardashian Will Be Made Into Barbie Dolls

January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite

The Kardashian sisters will, according to Us Weekly, be made into Barbie dolls for little girls who are already hurting from having such whorish, vapid role models.

Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Khloe Kardashian will reportedly be made into scale models of themselves in what’s really another covert product shill (just like the Kardashian-only tabloid that’s really a glorified fanzine full of product placements).

A source tells the magazine: “The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits.” It’s the smart thing for them to do, but, yeah, it’s another shill for their tacky, cheaply-made, ripped-off clothing line for which they get credit after having other people do all the work.