Did Kris Humphries Call Kardashians “Fake,” “Trashy,” “Garbage”?

November 16, 2011 by Hollywoodite

There are A LOT of reports about Kris Humphries today. Well, this week, since people want to follow the divorce who’re sick of looking at Kim Kardashian’s puffy 2.0 waxen face. So, the Humphries updates are being lumped together. This should be spread over at least two posts, but he’s not that important. So he’s getting squashed into one.

* Us Weekly’s sources have been stalking Humphries around NYC, saying he’s bummed and lonely: “Kris looked so depressed [during a dinner with his manager at Serafina on Monday]. He looked like he was going to cry in his pizza, sat at the same table he used to sit with Kim.”

* Page Six adds he’s being heckled around NYC… during the same dinner, at Serafina on East 61st Street, someone shouted “Where’s Kim?” P6 adds, he looked “heartbroken.”

* ITW is reaching, as is Star, with a story about a tenuously-linked random with an axe to grind. ITW spoke with Humphries’ ex-girlfriend, who said he used to mock Kardashian for her vapidity, her reality show, and her tape. ITW report ex Bianka Kamber, 28, told them: “He would call the Kardashians garbage. He would never watch the show with me. He always bad-mouthed it and said it was trashy. He would ask, ‘Why are you watching that?’ [He called Kim] fake [and only famous for] making a sex tape. He would say, ‘When you’re ready to watch something that’s a lot more educational and not a load of garbage, I’m in the other room,’ [Kris hated the Kardashians for being money-hungry]. Kris was a penny-pincher. He would do anything he could to save money, and he definitely did not buy expensive clothes. [He wanted a] small and quaint [wedding], with immediate family; something that wasn’t over-the-top. [He’d never spend $2 mil. on a ring]. If I were in Kim’s shoes, I would be embarrassed and ashamed.” Moreover, Kamber says Humphries used Kardashian to further his own fame/ agenda.

* This week’s OK! cover features Humphries, with the headline “Kris Breaks His Silence: His Side Of The Story.” The magazine is, once again, passing off recycled/ stale information as new and exclusive. It’s a jumbled mess of tidbits from more timely outlets. You can read OK!’s whole cover story HERE. In short, Humphries agrees with his father that Kardashian gave up on the marriage without a fight. Supposed insiders claim to have the scoop…

“[Kris] really thought [Kim] just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try,” an insider says. “It came out of nowhere, he really didn’t see the divorce coming. He’s angry and also very sad… He feels like no one cares what he has to say or wants to hear his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity. People care more about her.”

“It’s been painful. Kris said that he never thought in a million years she would file for divorce without giving it a chance,” the insider says. “He wanted to try. He thought in a few weeks things would be smoothed over… All of a sudden, he woke up to a divorce and then no one would return his calls.”

“Kim wanted to call and tell him herself, however, her team thought it was best to let them handle things,” says the insider. “They were trying to keep it from getting out of control, but it did anyway. That is when she reached out to Kris.”

“Kim is still talking to Kris,” says the insider.

“Kris is a little bit in denial about the whole thing,” says one [friend].

“Their relationship is strained at best,” adds another Kim [friend]. “She knows she wasn’t perfect and he was a pretty big jerk. Kim is taking a break from everything.”

“Kris was never really prepared for what he got into with Kim,” says his [friend]. “He thought he could turn off the celebrity whenever he wanted, that he could just ask people to give him space and they would. But it doesn’t work like that. It grated on his nerves until he started to snap.”

“Kim’s not about to go on a talk show and air their dirty laundry, this isn’t The Bachelor.” Episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take New York are being re-edited in the wake of the couple’s split. Kris will be written out of the show, the same way Reggie Bush was when he and Kim split up.

“They will wrap this divorce up with a neat little bow in an episode and then move on,” predicts the insider. “Kim will start dating someone else, another scandal will happen and everything will even out.”

“Kim is still so sad and is not sure what the future holds for her,” says the insider. “She is trying to be strong.” But Kris’ words ring in her ears. “He thought Kim would give him a chance to work things out and for the dust to settle,” says the insider. “Kris really did love her and he still does.” (Edited for obnoxious use of the word “pal” and OK!’s editorializing)

IMAGE CREDIT – OK! MAGAZINE