Star: Kris Jenner Is Drunk & Alone, The Sisters “Rush To Emergency Family Meeting”
The cover of this week’s Star Magazine makes its point by using a photo of Kris Jenner shopping while holding an empty glass, by the looks of it when she was shopping for Kim Kardashian’s wedding in 2011. The cover headline indicates that Jenner has a drinking problem, using the old faithful “[Adjective] & Alone” which for younger celebrities is usually “Pregnant & Alone”.
The cover says “Sisters rush to emergency family meeting. Kris drunk & alone. Unconscious by 5 p.m.. Bruce draws up divorce papers; Her $175 million empire collapsing; Kris numbing the pain with martinis.” Incidentally, this cover also rehashes the already-denied Jenner divorce rumours from last year.
The Kardashian-Jenners spent Easter together, and after church and egg-hunting, Bruce dropped a bomb on the kids: He’s divorcing Kris and has already had a lawyer get the paperwork together. “He said he wanted the children to hear it from him,” says a source…
Kris is not happy about his plans, and told him she would make his life a living hell before she stormed out in tears.
The kids are taking sides. Kim used to be on her mom’s side, but Kanye doesn’t want to “monetize” their baby so she is “starting to reconsider her allegiance” to KJ.
Rob has been craving attention from Kris for years, but he was always the last thing on her mind. And so on. Then there’s a bunch of run-together sentences about how Bruce called Kris a drunk and she called him a spineless loser and since no one likes it when mom and dad fight, let’s go hide in a closet until this is over.
Bruce never wanted to get a divorce because Kris threatened to reveal his penchant for cross-dressing if they broke up, but now he’s realized he’d rather have her air his dirty laundry (lingerie?) than keep living a miserable life with her. – via Jezebel.