Kris Jenner Will Manage Kris Humphries; The Talk Adds Jenner As A Host

August 26, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kris Jenner has been busy adding her latest earnings to the familial money pit. There’s kind of a laundry list of shills, stemming from the Kim Kardashian/ Kris Humphries wedding, that reads like a dry listicle of all the ways in which a married couple can package their “love” for profit. The newlyweds won’t even be back to sign-off on any of this until the weekend, unless it’s a working mini-honeymoon (which is just sad).

Kris Humpries has a new wife, Kim Kardashian, and he’s about to get a new manager: her mom Kris Jenner.

“Kris runs the entire family like a business and that’s why they are all so successful,” a family friend tells me. “Now that Kris [Humphries] is married to the families biggest asset, Kris [Jenner] is going to make sure that she is making all the business decisions.”

Shortly after Khloe Kardashian married NBA star Lamar Odom, momma Kris took over as his manager, negotiating a fragrance deal as well as their own reality show, Khloe & Lamar. Things will be no different with Kim.

“Kris is already in early negotiations to brand the newlywed couple today with fragrance deals and other endorsements,” an insider tells me. “She isn’t going to let some other manager with a different agenda get in the way of that. The amount of money this couple has already made from selling coverage of the wedding is millions and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Expect his and her clothes, towels, watches, shoes and by the time they have a baby together, forget it. They will be able to buy the bank.” – via HuffPo Celeb.

Early. Negotiations.

Consider yourself warned.

The joint shills will probably include their own E! show at some point, as well as a hastily-released fragrance and perhaps a rushed clothing line of goods designed by other people (the Kardashians and Sears are facing legal action for the blatant ripping off of a designer’s purse). And Jenner scored herself a TV job. Reports Deadline Hollywood, “What in the world is CBS thinking? The network is going to announce shortly that Kris Jenner, the insufferable manager mom of those incredibly annoying Kardashian sisters, is the new fill-in host on The Talk.”

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