Watch Kris Jenner & Todd Waterman Meet Again; He’s Been “Waiting 23 Years”
July 23, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Another day, another opportunity for Kris Jenner to paint herself as a tramp on her own show.
On a previous episode, Jenner bumped into her former lover Todd Waterman with whom she cheated on her ex-husband. In that episode, producers would have us believe the two met by chance after 23 years of not being in contact. After which, on the show, Waterman pushed for another, more relaxed meeting. And, this week, on Keeping Up With The Kardashians season seven episode 11 Affairs of the Everhart, Jenner and Waterman did meet AGAIN (which means her old jumpoff is officially a cast member, right?)
In the new episode, Jenner uses the excuse of her current husband golfing with a younger woman to sneakily meet Waterman. Jenner rationalises: “It probably sounds so childish, but if Bruce is gonna go to the golf course and hang out with Angie all day long, I’m not gonna feel guilty about wanting to meet up with Todd.”
Meeting at The Hotel Wiltshire, Jenner and Waterman have drinks. Waterman arrives, 30 minutes late, in all black; Jenner wears black and white. Jenner says in voice over: “When I see Todd walk in, kind of the coolest feeling came over me. I don’t feel nervous at all.”
Waterman says: “You look very nice… We might as well get this party started…” Jenner says to Waterman: “Okay, so tell me what’s going on with you.” Waterman responds: “Well, we did see each other at tennis.” Jenner replies: “I know, so we have to go from there.” Waterman jokes: “I’m still trying to figure out how you found me there.” Jenner insists: “You found me there. You had to have known that I was gonna show up.”
Later in the conversation, Jenner says: “23 years, that’s a really long time to not see somebody. And, then, suddenly, go back to that place. Like, that’s crazy. You just start thinking about all the stuff you’ve been through with somebody… all the emotions that you felt. I never knew how I was gonna feel if I ever ran into you again.” Waterman replies: “Same here.” Jenner continues: “I didn’t feel, like, in control of my emotions and I had to learn how to breathe again.” Waterman notes: “You’re in control right now.”
Jenner asks: “So, are you dating anybody? Let’s go there.” Waterman “does not have a girlfriend.” Asked by Jenner “How come you never got married? You’re an attractive single guy…” Waterman whispers in Jenner’s ear. Yes, really. To which she replies “How can you wait for somebody for 23 years?” Meaning, he waited for HER. Why? He says “timing is everything.” Jenner agrees, only for Waterman to ask “How much time do we have tonight?” The answer from Jenner, of course, “As much time as you need.”
You can watch Jenner and Waterman’s conversation in this clip.
The story line will be continued next week. Jenner’s whoredome really needs its own spinoff as KUWTK doesn’t have sufficient airtime to contrive this kind of tension (hasn’t the affair been addressed at least a dozen times already, and now they’re staging “affairs” for the show?”)
