Life & Style Missed The Royal Wedding, Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Will Be “Wedding Of The Year”

August 17, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Life & Style is almost as delusional as the bride-to-be, right?

This week’s Life & Style cover shows Kim Kardashian wearing white to some award show or another earlier in the year, because white is bridal so that’s totally the same thing *eyeroll*. Kardashian reportedly thinks her wedding will be bigger/ better than the royal wedding. April’s British royal wedding streamed live to around two billion people and covered more extensively than any event in recent memory; the wedding into the British royal family, that took place in the historic Wesminster Abbey. With more photos and dedicated covers than could even be done justice in the months that followed.

The rushed wedding of a glorified adult star to a no-name minor basketball player will better THAT.

Yup.

So, there are many stories around this week about the wedding and how it’s all going down. It’s this Saturday afternoon with guests invited by Kris Jenner, against the wishes of Kardashian, to fill seats and boost ratings of the four-hour two-part wedding special. This thing won’t be streamed live, because that would botch any shill deals with E! and the magazines. So, no it won’t get anything like the royal numbers. And the special won’t air until seven weeks later, by which time every detail will be known and photos leaked. So the special and official shoots for magazines won’t do spectacularly either. It’s just extremely doubtful, logically speaking.

With the wedding so close, there are unending stories about the wedding’s look, the colour scheme, and the supposed wedding drama around pushy, ridiculous and tedious momager Jenner. These tidbits are the most succinct roundup, courtesy of Celebitchy.

*The shoes: Life & Style is reporting that Kim had four pairs of Christian Louboutins made for the big day.

*The cake: Kim, with the help of mom Kris, chose a 10-tier cake with chocolate chip frosting worth $20K!

*The guests: OK! says that Kim has asked the attendees to dress in black and white.

*Who’s coming? Kathie Lee Gifford, Jennifer Lopez, Ryan Seacrest, Venus & Serena Williams, Nicole Richie, LaLa Vazquez, Ciara, Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber, and Victoria Beckham are among the A-Listers who received invites!

*The color scheme: It’s black and white, all the way! Kim has picked white South African roses as decorations!

*The transportation: White Rolls Royces and Maybachs will take the guests from the Four Seasons Biltmore to the private estate in Montecito where the ceremony is being held.

*The wine: Guests will toast to the newlyweds’ love with more than 720 bottles of chardonnay, rosé, merlot and cabernet, courtesy of Malibu Rocky Oaks Wine, an insider tells Life & Style.

*Beauty prep: Kim’s beauty prep has consisted of several consultations at Beverly Hills Nail Design to try out shades of pink polish and test-driving a darker hair color for the big day. “Before the wedding, we plan to glaze her hair once or twice again,” colorist and Goodform co-owner Rebecca Friedman tells Life & Style.“Kim’s definitely a calm bride,” she adds. “She’s just really, really excited.”

*Kim & Kris’s honeymoon won’t happen until 2012, Life & Style reports. A source says, “With her work schedule, that’s the earliest Kim can get away.” WTF? Her “work” schedule? Kris is pissed off too – “Kris is not over the moon,” says the source. But he’s still playing along: While in New York, the newlyweds will stay in a penthouse suite at the chic Gansevoort Park Avenue hotel. Once filming for Kourtney & Kim Take New York wraps, the buzz is that they’ll get their own spin-off, that chronicles their lives as newlyweds.

*Due to space restrictions, “the bride-to-be was forced to disinvite 50 people from her guest list — just days prior to the wedding.” The fire marshal was about to shut it down: “The fire marshal got involved. Once the fire department learned about all the TV equipment that’s going to be inside the space — the lights, the cameras and the production crew — Kim was told she had to cut the guest list by 50 people!” Now, the friend says, Kim is being forced to call friends and tell them they can’t come. – via Life & Style. Hollywood Life, Celebitchy.

IMAGE CREDIT – LIFE & STYLE MAGAZINE

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