Lindsay Lohan Almost Ruined The Canyons: The Drinking, The Partying, The Getting Fired

January 10, 2013 by Staff

Well this is a surprise, Lindsay Lohan was a disaster on the set of The Canyons.

Never heard of it? Well it’s essentially a B-Movie that was carefully crafted to ease Lohan into what undoubtedly will be her new career (adult movies) after her deadbeat family sucks all the life out of her. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was a mess who was initially fired after blowing off two days of filming.

[New York Times writer Stephen Rodrick who observer the entire shoot] says Lohan showed up to the director’s hotel room, pounded on the door while hysterically crying and begging for her job back.

Well that’s professional. Oh wait, there’s more.

Eventually, she was hired back to the production…

[But] things got worse with Lohan constantly criticizing producers and her co-stars.

This is because she’s such an acclaimed actress. Seriously, this girl is delusional. What movies has she been in again? The only reason people tune in is to see her fail. But here’s the best part…

But the most concerning part, Rodrick says Lohan had been drinking before a scene in which she would be simulating a 4-way sex scene with some real-life porn actors.

After the scene, producers offered Lindsay a hired car to drive her home, but she refused, and drove off in her Porsche.

Rodrick says producers “all hoped they would still have a lead actress in the morning.”

It’s great to know a couple things 1) She will be getting naked on film 2) She likes to drive drunk. Well that second thing is not so great but at least we get to see her boobs on cable TV before they’re destroyed in a horrific care accident.