Lindsay Lohan Making No Friends At Community Service

November 21, 2011 by Hollywoodite

The National Enquirer is claiming that Lindsay Lohan’s too highfalutin to mingle with the peasants at her morgue community service. The living peasants that is. The tabloid claims that Lohan’s always on smoke breaks and she deigns to do her assigned work in between smokes.

Doing her community service at LA’s county morgue, Lindsay Lohan emptied a trash bin and suddenly screamed bloody murder when a bloody, severed human hand bounced out and hit the floor at her feet.

“Lindsay went totally hysterical and bolted from the room shrieking,” said My Morgue Insider. “She was making so much noise she never heard the pranksters who’d played their elaborate practical joke howling with laughter!”

“Lindsay has a real attitude; always acting like she’s better than anyone else and spending much of her time taking cigarette breaks,” confided a volunteer who’s worked with her. “She speaks to no one unless she has to, and mopes through the work she’s assigned, like mopping floors, cleaning bathrooms and washing dirty sheets.”

Fed-up workers bought the rubber hand, stashed it in a trash bin where Lindsay would be working, waited outside the room, then exploded with laughter when Lindsay exited screaming. Said the source: “When one of the volunteer organizers told Lindsay that someone had planted the phony hand as a joke, she was furious and ranted, ‘I can’t believe anyone would think this was funny! It’s really morbid and so is everyone here!’” – via The National Enquirer.

Ignoring the human hand part, since that’s just stupid, the rest sounds about right. It’s pretty much as expected, if the bones of this report are to be believed.

Although, one could have supposed or gleaned as much from watching her doing community service so far. Lohan’s been taking frequent cracky-breaks so she can get some of the death stink out of her hair. Now she’s supposedly slacking. Like she did at Downtown Women’s, before she was thrown out (it was more the absenteeism that bothered them, rather than her laziness). And she’s allegedly doing the same at the county morgue, the bare-minimum.

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