Lindsay Lohan Missed Flight From Hawaii, Missed Taping The Ellen Show

December 14, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Lindsay Lohan is a serious f**k-up. She’s pulled this kind of thing before. Things go well for her, for a few weeks, then she does something laughably irresponsible. In this case, she missed her flight back to Los Angles from her Hawaii vacation that consisted of little more than partying and claiming to have had $10,000 in cash stolen from an unsecured jeep.

Following her Playboy shoot, Lohan had the cash to go on vacation. Moreover, she staged bikini photos with known shill-agency GSI Media who almost-certainly gave her a share of the profits (they’ve been accused of doing this with LeAnn Rimes and they do so with Courtney Stodden in obviously-posed photos, for example during a four-hour beach session, Rimes changed hair and make-up several times).

Well, Lohan was so busy shilling she missed her flight which meant she missed Tuesday’s taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. This wouldn’t matter… except it’s the ONLY publicity Lohan opted to do, in order to promote her Playboy cover. So, following the leak of the whole thing, there’s no official reveal for the luddites. Hilariously, Lohan’s rep blames the show’s rigidity for the cancellation: “Lindsay offered to tape Ellen tomorrow, but the show was unable to shift things around, and tomorrow is their last day of taping for the season.” Ooh, that was big of her. Rescheduling something she had no business missing; screwing up tight scheduling.

Add to that, with Lohan still in Hawaii, she’s got a court date in Los Angeles first thing Wednesday. It’s unknown if she’ll attend with her rep adding, simply: “Lindsay was delayed in Hawaii due to a travel-related issue.”