Lindsay Lohan Wants A Reality Show; Was Drug-Tested Yesterday
September 2, 2011 by Hollywoodite
Lindsay Lohan seems to be trying to revive her flailing career by the power of crack-shenanigans.
Lohan was let go from the Magic Mike project for “not being worth” the risks. And despite never being offered any formal contract on Gotti: Three Generations, the 25-year-old was somehow demoted from major supporting role to a minor role that required nudity. And those have been the highlights of a year that included multiple trips to court, jail, and house arrest (and some half-hearted community service of which she’s done the bare court-ordered minimum). On that note, the one thing she’s been doing right is the mandatory drug-testing. X17Online.com and others have photos of Lohan leaving drug-testing yesterday. She’s allowed to drink, no drugs though.
NOPE.
Well, it’s reported by Star that Lohan tried use her powers for evil and hustle Ryan Seacrest for a reality show during the Kim Kardashian/ Kris Humphries wedding.
Lindsay Lohan sure knows how to mix business with pleasure. In between downing shots at Kim Kardashian’s Aug. 20 wedding, Lindsay followed Ryan Seacrest around like a puppy, begging him to create a show for her.
“Lindsay was working just as hard as she was partying,” a source tells Star. “She was pressing Ryan hard to dream up a reality show concept for her. Lindsay sees how Ryan turned Kim into an A-list star, and she wants him to do the same thing for her.”
While Ryan seemed amused by Lindsay’s attempts at first, her pestering finally got to him.
“Every time Lindsay walked away, he’d roll his eyes and giggle,” the source adds. But don’t expect Lindsay to give up any time soon. “Lindsay is desperate to get her career back on track,” says the source. “And she thinks Ryan is her ticket to success.” – via Star, Celebitchy.
This reads as lazy supposition from one of Star’s ridiculous sources. Because the pages aren’t going to fill themselves. Lohan is delusional and time-wasting enough to hassle Seacrest over this, though. And Seacrest made a glorified porn star and her entire extended family famous overnight, so there’s no reason he couldn’t make crack-shenanigans into the theme of some other reality show.
We’ve become enured to the Kardashians, why not the Lohans?