OK! Magazine Declares Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Fake Cover Quotes
January 18, 2012 by Hollywoodite
OK! Magazine’s FanFic department must be behind with its subscription to The National Enquirer, who made the same claims two-weeks ago.
It’s a pretty slow news week, this week, sure. But has OK! really resorted to the copy pasta of weeks-old NatEnq stories? Seems so. Actually, there were a bunch of weird Angelina Jolie/ Brad Pitt stories from Star on January 4 too, including the one about Pitt’s baby with another woman that never happened.
Well, because OK!’s FanFic is always behind, this week’s cover claims Jolie is three-months pregnant. So, out of her first trimester although she’s still pin thin and wasn’t showing at Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards.
The cover reads: “IT’S OFFICIAL: Angelina’s Pregnant, ‘I love being pregnant,’ Why they’re not adopting, How she really feels about gaining weight.” First things first, the first-person quotes are fabricated, as in they’re not from her. They appear to be rewordings of the source accounts in the main report. Speaking of which, the reports are what you’d expect: generalities, old quotes from the previous pregnancies, and supposition. Make of it what you will.
Lately, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have dropped some none-too-subtle hints that they’d like to add to their brood of six children. The smart money seemed to be on adoption; though Angelina did say recently, “I could end up pregnant.”
Turns out she wasn’t toying with us: A source close to the Oscar-winner reveals that Angelina is expecting her seventh child and telling friends she can’t wait to be a mom again.
“She’s almost three months along,” the source confirms to OK!. “It’s not something she wants to officially announce but she’s at a point where she is telling a select group of people.” Adds an insider, “Angelina is really savoring every moment. she’s having a tough time with morning sickness but says it’s all worth it.”
Indeed, Angelina appears to be embracing the whole process: nausea, racing hormones, weight gain and all.
“I love being pregnant,” she has said. “You feel like more like a woman than you’ve ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.” – via OK! Magazine.
The actress is already mom to six lively kids, Maddox, 10, Pax, 8, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Knox and Vivienne, 3, and she’s more than prepared for this newcomer.
“Angelina has cleared out her bedroom and redone it all in white,” the insider said. “She wants the room to have a Zen-like feeling because she believes in the mind/body connection and wants her mind at peace.”
Friends say this baby couldn’t have come a better time, it’s saved the couple’s relationship!
“Of coure, while trying to conceive, Angelina and Brad got to spend a lot of alone time,” the insider revealed. “The kids are rarely without either one of their parents, but over the past few months their nannies have been taking over a lot more.”
The bonding time worked: “Angie and Brad have always had an incredible physical connection, but when they have the mission of making a baby, things between them really spark up.”
There’s other benefits to expecting a little one: Pregnancy will force super-skinny Angelina to eat.
“Because Angelina sees so much starvation up close, it’s always hard for her to indulge in food,” the source explained. “But when she gets pregnant, all that goes out the window.”
All is well in the Jolie-Pitt household. “It’s a very joyous time,” the insider said. “Everyone is thrilled to see them in a happy place.”
But will there be MORE kids? “They certainly do plan to adopt again,” the source said. – via HollywoodLife.
IMAGE CREDIT – OK! MAGAZINE
