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July 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite

The trailer for the movie named after a board game has been released in the form of two-minute turd Battleship. It’s as awful as you’d expect from a wafer-thin plot and a $200,000 Transformers derivative work that’s about the game Battleship in name alone. Okay, the Transformers thing. Director Peter Berg is displaying a major […]

July 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Jesse James probably cheated on Kat Von D? LE GASP! Okay, not one single person who’s been paying attention is going to be surprised by this report. James cheated on ex-wife Sandra Bullock with the dregs slutty-but-not-polished-enough to work at Hooters. Bullock was the good girl, he was the bad boy she’d defended when questioned […]

July 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Scarlett Johansson is one of at least four people to have been emotionally-blackmailed with a publicly-available invite to a marine corps ball. Mila Kunis said yes under duress from Friends With Benefits co-star Justin Timberlake. Then Timberlake was invited by some thirsty girl marine and he had to say yes or lose face. Then some […]

July 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kat Von D, real name Katherine von Drachenberg, is Paris Hilton now. Well, okay, she’s the less-angry Chris Brown as no chairs or people’s faces were harmed in the making of this b**ch-fit. Von D was supposed to be a guest on Good Day L.A., yesterday morning. Following a series of disputes about her introduction […]

July 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Amy Winehouse passed away less than a week ago and conspiracy theories abound about what killed her. If no conclusive results come from the toxicology report too, there will be years more of this. So get used to it. It’s claimed by some that her body just gave out after years as an alcoholic and  […]

July 28, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Olivia Wilde covers the August issue of Nylon, because that magazine still exists even though every cover looks like it was shot on an Instamatic and print media has been choking to death since 2001. On the cover, Wilde wears denim-on-denim and plaid because she hates fashion as much as she hates dating, it would […]

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