PHOTO Keeping up with the Kardashians Christmas card 2013

On this weekend’s Christmas special of Keeping up with the Kardashians, the family revealed the holiday card.

It’s notably absent North West at her parents’ behest. Moreover, Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian were told by photographer David LaChapelle that Lamar Odom and Kanye West’s absences meant they couldn’t participate either.

Bruce Jenner, however, refused to be told and insisted he be included. So he’s right off the side in Illuminati prison.

The other people who were in the card layout were, from left to right, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Mason Dash Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Penelope Scotland Disick, Kris Jenner, and Bruce Jenner.