This Week’s Fabricated Pregnancy: OK! Says Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant
September 29, 2011 by Hollywoodite
OK! Magazine has a literal roster for which they boilerplate the same “Ring Shopping, Engagement Plans!” “Wedding Plans!” “Baby On The Way!” cover stories that go around in a loop depending on the story and the celebrity. They sub in assorted celebrities/ lies depending on where that celebrity is in their personal life. So, for example, we get “Kim Kardashian: Baby”, “Angelina Jolie/ Jennifer Aniston/ Reese Witherspoon/ Katie Holmes/ Kendra Wilkinson pregnant.”
Week in, week out.
This week it’s the turn of Kim Kardashian’s womb. We had a few week’s break, and she’s allegedly pregnant. Except, you know… she’s not.
Every week is filler for OK! It’s been years since they had an interesting, true exclusive. But it’s vaguely time to check on Kardashian’s womb since L&S claimed Kardashian tried for a baby on her honeymoon and named sources spoke of what a great mother she’d make.
Kim Kardashian has a lot going on: She’s newly married to Kris Humphries and still figuring out how to be a Mrs.; she’s adjusting to a new town after moving to NYC; and now, there may be another big change. “Kim said she’s late,” a pal tells OK!. “She was supposed to get her period and didn’t.” OK! has the scoop in this week’s new issue, on sale everywhere Thursday!
It’s a welcome development for the star.
“Kim always thought she’d have several kids by age 30, so in her mind she’s behind schedule.” says an insider.
In fact, says the source, Kim is doing tons of stuff that makes those around her wonder if she already has a secret. “Kim’s been going through all the K names,” says the insider. “She even has a baby-name book and looks up the meaning of each one.”
But that’s not all. OK! also noticed a few of the other reasons why everyone thinks Kim has baby on the way. – via OK!
A source claims to know Kardashian’s cycle well enough to verify that she’s pregnant? This is more entertaining than the mind-reading about how people feel.
Moreover, “baby on the way”? Huh?
Pregnancy is an absolute, one is either pregnant or not – not, kinda pregnant. Yet they sidestep the word “pregnant.” Ugh.
IMAGE CREDIT – OK! MAGAZINE
