Has Selena Gomez Finally Had Enough of The Biebs??

January 23, 2013 by Jesus Dominguez

Justin Bieber now has the most Twitter followers on Earth. He’s got over 33 million.  He’s narrowly ahead of pop freak-show Lady Gaga.  Just to put things in perspective, the President of the United States–a man that can kill you with flying robots–only has about 26 million. Belieb it.

Anyways, this does not impress Selena Gomez one bit. Rumor has it that she’s finally had enough of the prettiest hobbit in the world and they’ve parted ways. In a totes mature way to deal with her heartbreak, last Saturday, at an acoustic concert in New York to benefit UNICEF, Ms. Gomez dropped a subtle hint: “I’ve kind of been through a lot these past couple of months, and it’s been really interesting and fun at the same time — and weird and sad, but cool.” How poetic. Gomez then launched into Justin Timberlake’s breakup song, Cry Me A River, People reported. For those that are too young to remember things that weren’t tweeted, Cry Me A River was J.T.’s 2002 song about Britney Spears, released long before Spears went insane.

At the same UNICEF concert, Gomez also sang I Knew You Were Trouble, which is one of the million songs that Taylor Swift sings about one of her million breakups. They’re BFFs, you know.

Hopefully, Ms. Gomez will get over her little man and start covering some vintage Xtina. It would be great if she sluts it up a bit. She is over 18, right?