Sofia Vergara Glad Her Body Finally Matches Her “Ridiculously Huge Boobs”

August 5, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Sofia Vergara covers the September 2011 issue of Redbook, because someone has to. It’s a pretty uninspiring cover that happily ignores seasons and trends for the most part. It’s Vergara in what could be her own shirt and jeans on a white background. Thankfully, her interview’s interesting and she blathers on for a good paragraph about her breasts, which she calls “ridiculously huge.” Not so much now, but she’s talking about how stupid they looked on her as a teenager when she had no other meat on her bones and she was all boobs. This is the less-annoying anecdote compared to Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian’s telling that they prayed for boobs and one day woke up not able to see their feet. Vergara developed boobs and the rest of her filled out to match them. Eventually.

On her boobs: “I’ve had these ridiculously huge boobs since I was super young. Like, 13. I was really skinny at that time, so it was weird to have those f–king boobs and be skinny. It was hideous. Then after I had my kid, I got hips and everything started to come together,” she adds.

On her character in Modern Family: “When Modern Family was just beginning, I’d have to tell the writers what I thought would be better for me to say. Most of them are American men, so to write for a Latin woman is not as natural for them as writing for Julie [Bowen], for example. Because they have wives like Julie, sisters like Julie, you know what I mean? But now they’re so good, they’re like hot Latin girls!”

On wanting to be a dentist: “What I really wanted to be was a doctor. I love medicine. Everybody calls me all the time — ‘I have this condition, what do I do?’ But you have to study for 10 years. I knew I couldn’t do that, so I went for the next best thing, which was dentistry.” – via Redbook.

She wanted to be a dentist! A girl dentist, there aren’t enough of those. A LOT of dudes would stop brushing/ flossing and requesting more-frequent check-ups if she were their dentist. It’d be worth the cavities, right?

PHOTO CREDIT – REDBOOK MAGAZINE

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