Star Magazine Cover: Kim Kardashian Should Go To Rehab

November 9, 2011 by Hollywoodite

Kim Kardashian covers this week’s Star Magazine and the cover reads “Rehab For Kim.”

Star’s creative fiction department suggests that the 31-year-old may visit rehab to recover from the stress of her breakup.

Life & Style say similar, with their sources claiming that Kardashian is depressed and having issues with food. Except L&S report: “She’s depressed. She’s eating whatever she wants and crying in bed. It’s awful.” And Star’s sources claim the opposite. According to Star, the reality star has stopped eating and sleeping and it’s affecting her mental state.

Hmm…

Even IF Kardashian did go to rehab, it would be a PR move for sympathy. She’s just that fake and conniving.

 This will shock you, but Kim Kardashian is not in rehab. Although! She is “emotionally and physically exhausted from the divorce,” and not eating or sleeping and walking around like she is in a daze [according to Star].

A source actually says “she has not turned to alcohol or pills,” but you don’t even have to tell us that because we all know her drug of choice is the warm glow of the unblinking spotlight.

A source claims that Kim’s “friends and family think she needs to be in a nurturing environment, surrounded by supportive professionals to nurse her back to health.” Interesting that her own damn family is not considered nurturing!

Dr. Drew weighs in, of course, agreeing that KK needs professional help and adding, “I see someone who is having trouble sustaining relationships, and that’s a mental health symptom.” My guess is there are approximately 20 million people who have this condition, it’s called being 30.

Khloe feels Kim has killed the show and there’s buzz about a Kim/Kris sex tape… – via Star Magazine, Jezebel.

Good grief, that footnote.

Where/ when was this buzz? There’s a Kim/ Kris sex tape now? She’s obviously not above filming one and using it to further her career. How would she even spin a tape leak, or a photo leak? Say, if her estranged husband, whom she’s still trying to control, felt spiteful and leaked whatever material he may have? Would she play it for sympathy to repair this week’s damage? Probably. Moreover, the third Kourtney & Kim Take New York trailer was hastily-edited and it’s clear 26-year-old Kris Humphries is this season’s bad guy and he’ll be smeared and blamed for the split.

IMAGE CREDIT – STAR MAGAZINE

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