The Bachelor Season 17: The Women Tell All Part 1

March 5, 2013 by Coco Liberty

Because we all missed her, Tierra is back! She’s more defensive and annoying than ever. I watched 30 minutes of her talking about her sparkle and how misunderstood she is. OMG White girl problems! Anyway, at the beginning of the show, all the girls trash talk Tierra from the fall down the stairs to her hypothermia. In a few months time, it is extremely rare to be that accident prone unless you’re doing back-to-back Tough Mudders. They all talked about how rude she was and how she was a completely different person with Sean. I was surprised at how subdued these women were and it seems as though ABC didn’t pass out the 5 hour energy or alcohol to get these girls fired up. Don’t worry, AshLee had enough energy for all of them.

Tierra is brought out to give her side of the story. Honestly, if they just strung along all of Tierra’s monologues into one, you’d have her conversation tonight. She has nothing new to report and her fake apology doesn’t help her out either. She starts out with “I light up in a room. I bring this joy and I smile. People judge me on how I look and not on the morals I have… I got the first impression rose and I wanted to throw it on the ground because I knew the women wouldn’t like me.” Okay, well then why didn’t you throw away the rose? Why did you bring your b**chy attitude with you? The look between AshLee and Leslie is priceless. They do the eyes at each other like is this b**ch for real? Chris Harrison asks her “why were you turned on?” She says it’s because she didn’t want to be friends with these girls and that is was a competition for her. Sean told her to put her blinders on and focus on their relationship. Tierra felt ganged up on and the girls just pounce on her use of the word.

Chris Harrison asks her if she has any regrets.  She says that she doesn’t regret anything and there is nothing that she can apologize for. If there was, bring it to her attention. “I never said anything bad about these girls.” REALLY?!?! The entirety of the show she was bashing girls yet playing the victim. Jackie (who we never saw her personality on the show with minimal camera time) chimes in that Tierra said “if I have to be fake, I’ll be fake. I have to show Sean a good face.” Tierra flat out denies this and pretends to not know what she’s talking about. Selma says that she tried to be friends with Tierra and even stood up for her, but when Tierra ignored her after she said “good morning” to her then she stopped. This is just like a sorority and all the ridiculous drama. Selma says that no one was ever talking about Tierra, and didn’t care, nor wanted to put the energy into thinking about her. In Tierra’s world, we are all jealous and constantly talking about her. Tierra said that she was friendly and wanted to focus on her connection with Sean until AshLee kept interfering. Then the camera pans over to Ashlee and she says, “Let’s get going!” with her best b**ch look and Kim Kardashian tight dress pre-pregnancy. Commercial break…