Us Weekly Pretends To Have Insight Into Katy Perry & Russell Brand Divorce
January 5, 2012 by Hollywoodite
Us Weekly is pretending to have some insight into the divorce of Katy Perry and Russell Brand; the divorce filed a week ago, the “insight” that’s really already-debunked stories pasted from TMZ.com’s archives. The cover purports to be about Perry’s “side of the story” which they wouldn’t know since there’s no interview with her. All they have are the words of sources who’re lying since there’s no way they could know that many intimate details about the couple’s sexual habits.
There are a few details about the divorce in Us Weekly, from assumptions about their lack of prenup to Brand’s sexual appetite.
*Russell “duped” Katy with the prenup: Katy wanted to sell the photos from their Indian wedding, and she wanted Russell to sign a prenup, but he refused on both counts. Allegedly, Brand wanted to keep their wedding “pure” – he’s quoted as saying, “I want to make our wedding … normal, So it ain’t selling the pictures.” Meanwhile, since they filed in California, a community property state, “it could mean their assets will be divided down the middle therefore putting her $70 million fortune at stake. Their estate also includes $15 million in lavish properties all over the world.”
*Katy wasn’t “kinky” enough to satisfy Russell: A source says: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her. When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source also says that “despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was ‘never enough.’” This source, who knows intimate details about Katy and Russell’s lovemaking, also said: “He likes dirty things. He really gets off on one particular p0rn0 with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him. And he has a closet full of sex toys.”
*Russell hated being alone: “Russell always needs someone there and that’s not Katy,” the source says. “She’s busier than he is.”
*Katy’s hard partying lifestyle and friends really bothered him: “Russell can’t be in clubs because of his recovery and Katy didn’t want to give up the partying. She didn’t want to even compromise. That infuriated Russell.”
*Russell wanted to start a family: “When he asked Katy about [having kids],” the source says. “Katy would just smile and says she was too busy.”
*Russell wasn’t supportive of Katy’s career: “She had so many things going on this year and there were so many times he wasn’t there,” the source says. “He told her she wasn’t funny [when she hosted SNL] and he was totally uninterested [when he sat front row at her last concert]. He seemed annoyed he was there. I don’t think he sat through one whole song.” – via Hollywood Life, Celebitchy.
IMAGE CREDIT – US WEEKLY MAGAZINE
